What is Montanez?
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To montanez is to get with one of your friends ex-girlfriends, Making out = 1 point, in pants/shirt = 2 points, fucking = 3 points; its a fun game, just don't piss off your friends too bad.
Shannon got montanezed by Ryan on a bus for 1 point.
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