Montejo

What is Montejo?

Having a nose bleed in a woman's vagina. Bleeding from your nose when performing oral sex(eating out)on a woman.

Jack wanted to be nasty and give a woman a montejo.

See montejo, bleed, nose, vagina, woman

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