What is Montenegro?
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One of the hottest places on earth. Former Yugoslavia. Sexy females from here. Nice beaches.
I'm going to Montenegro for my vacation!
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It is an African man who lives in the mountains.
Look, there's a montenegro running down the hill.
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A Montenegro is the generalised social rank given to different people based on the nationality prefix.
Different nationalities mean different ranks.
Sam = uber 1337!1! = Southern Uzbekistani-Montenegro
Geoff = 1337!1! = Scandinavian-Montenegro
Lachlan = n00b!1! = Ethiopian-Montenegro
Gary = Doosh(dousche)Bag = Swahili-Montenegro
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The only place better and more beautiful than Montenegro is Serbia!!!
Vlade 4 life
Serbia is a very beautiful country.
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A country with the most pollluted beaches on earth, making Bosnia's kilometer or so of coastline look like paradies compared to it.
Tourist: What the hell is this green slime on it?
Vlah: Welcome to Montenegro.
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a country that was called serbia at first then changed to yugoslavia and now is called serbia & montenegro. most of the women there are fuckin ugly as hell, they suck ass at soccer, vlade divac and stojakovic cant play worth shit and the it is a third world country and is communist....
man Montenegro blows and the women are ugly...lets go to Croatia...
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