What is Montrose Pa?
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Taint of the world. Completely useless town filled with old people rambling about their 50 year old hunting stories. So small, that if you happen to blink while driving by you will probably miss it. It is said to be the cleanest town in America, for the simple fact that people won't throw their shit on the ground because they dont want their garbage to get dirty.
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See what?
Nevermind, it was just Montrose.
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