Mood Elevator

What is Mood Elevator?


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An increasingly popular component of corporate brainwashing that became fashionable in the mid 2000's.

The purpose of the mood elevator is to trick employees who are tired of their mind numbingly depressing jobs, shitty bosses, and lousy paychecks that their problems are only figments of their imaginations and not real problems at all.

Boss: Looks like someone has got a case of the 'Mondays'. Maybe you need to try raising your mood elevator.

Peon: You can take your mood elevator and shove it up your ass!

See brainwash, corporate america, mind control, head fuck, scientology, george orwell, corpocracy


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