What is Mood Elevator?
1.
An increasingly popular component of corporate
The purpose of the mood elevator is to trick employees who are tired of their mind numbingly depressing jobs, shitty bosses, and lousy paychecks that their problems are only figments of their imaginations and not real problems at all.
Boss: Looks like someone has got a case of the 'Mondays'. Maybe you need to try raising your mood elevator.
Peon: You can take your mood elevator and shove it up your ass!
See
Random Words:
1.
A mixed rush of feelings and emotions when the president appears on TV. Very similar to an orgasm, an Orbamagasm causes uncontrollable b..
