What is Moo-man?
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One of a race of My Opinion Only Jersey midgets that sell real estate and wax nostalgia about forgotten rock and roll bands.
After a particularly grueling day selling houses, the MOO-man decided to pop a Bruce Springsteen cassette into his boombox and rock out.
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When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.
Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a ..