Moo-man

What is Moo-man?

One of a race of My Opinion Only Jersey midgets that sell real estate and wax nostalgia about forgotten rock and roll bands.

After a particularly grueling day selling houses, the MOO-man decided to pop a Bruce Springsteen cassette into his boombox and rock out.

See real estate, new jersey, off the wall, crazy

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Zigackly

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