Moomoocow Edit Meaning

1. The flaccid-penis inducing realization that your Wow-Meter is miscalibrated to the degree that random Youtube videos of soda bottles mak..

1. A very blonde, very large penis. Did you see Christian's funk tree last night? No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cow..

1. Particularily good sex, especially with a very hot male. Taken from the book "Breaking Dawn" in which case a hot male, Edward ..