What is Moon Pie?
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A snack food popular in the southern United States. A moon pie consists of a marshmellow sandwiched between two cookie-shaped graham crackers, which is then dipped in chocolate. Moon pies are sometimes sold as "marshmellow pies" or "scooter pies" in other areas of the country. In Canada, a moon pie is called a "wagon wheel."
In the 1950s, a moon pie and an R.C. Cola was known as a "working man's lunch."
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moon pie is an actual product! it is a chocolate, marshmallow and grahan cracker (smore like!) confection/junk food snack pie, round in shape. exclusively seen/eaten in the south. they are commonly sold at gas stations and truck stops and as such has a rep as a white-trash product. i have seen one, but never eaten one. paired with a drink to "wash it down" which i THINK is usually milk. some of you southern red necks need help me put here.
a moon pie is a real food object!
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you know.....the food you get at gas stations.....its chocolate and marsmellow.....yumm.....but its one of those food that you have to be in the mood to eat......
billy bob joe:"hey wanna moon pie"
blop:"eww...no i'm not in the mood"
billy bob joe: =o
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A rarely utilized yet hilarious slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms, or shrooms. Derived from the feeling of separation from mental and physical being during peak onset of the herb.
Dude remember the first time we tried moon pies and though we stumbled upon bowser's castle from super mario but it was just an old church? That was nuts.
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When a woman bends over and her legs do not touch at the top and you can see her pussy lips under her ass cheeks.
When Nikki bent over and the sun blared through the window, you could tell she had no panties on...because you could see her beautiful moon pie.
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While doing a girl doggy style, pull out and blow your load in her crack then smash her butt cheeks together.
Man, i gave her a moon pie last night, then said "don't move... i'll get you a towel.
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Possibly the most disgusting sex-act ever known to both man and machine.
The act of going to a party of drunkeness, getting someone to pass out from drunkeness (amongst other things), pulling down ones (meaning yours) pants, taking a massive poo on their chest, ejaculating gooey substance on the poo, and lastly, taking another massive poo on the gooey substance of which is atop the mountainous poo-mountain below it.
As soon as this act of nastyness is complete, one (meaning you) would be best to completely dissapear from the party.
Chris (by the slangdefine rules, he's not a real person-don't try to find him, it'd be a waste of time) totally decided to moon pie that chick.
It was so nasty, I couldn't stop vomitting.
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