What is Moonbear?
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A tactic of conversational diversion intended to derail another person's train of thought from a larger impending matter. Derived from a "Whitest Kids U Know" sketch in which a White House Press Secretary holds a conference revealing the US Moon Base and it's bear problem in an effort to distract the press from the US invasion of Iran.
"Yeah, I was asking Jeff about why he broke up with his girlfriend, but he just pulled a moonbear on me and started talking about his car."
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a penis that has poop all over it
I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!
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Like unbelievable, but with a swear to kick it up a notch for people who just can't believe what just happened.
"Unbefuckingl..