What is Moonbear?
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A tactic of conversational diversion intended to derail another person's train of thought from a larger impending matter. Derived from a "Whitest Kids U Know" sketch in which a White House Press Secretary holds a conference revealing the US Moon Base and it's bear problem in an effort to distract the press from the US invasion of Iran.
"Yeah, I was asking Jeff about why he broke up with his girlfriend, but he just pulled a moonbear on me and started talking about his car."
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The size of an ostrich.
From the words ostrich and size, commonly confused with ostracized.
Q: "so how high was the surf?"
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Another word for blowjob, first used by the Ed Wood of the fanfic world, David Gonterman.
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