What is Moose Bonger?
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Swedish slang for a semi erection.
"I can't get out of bed just yet bro, i've got a bit of a moose bonger. Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day... Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day...."
"I got a moose bonger in church earlier, it was embarrasing to the fullest extent"
"I could have shagged her, but I was so pissed I only managed a moose bonger!"
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A beetle of dung. Infests regularly. No cure. Falls out of your ass at its own accord. Believed to be caused by 3 day old sushi.
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Where you see a beautiful woman from behind and you think to yourself...
"Daammnn.... >=D"
Then she turns around and you ..
