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When one makes him/her self an omelette, serves it then burns one of his/her cuts with the frying pan, then eat the omlelette after.
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..