Moosemas Day

What is Moosemas Day?


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Moosemas Day is in honor of Freddus Mooseus and his aid of two refugees in the middle of Wyoming, having been abandoned during a roadtrip to California. Mootlers are worn in honor of Freddus.

All hail Freddus Mooseus!


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