Mop Handled

What is Mop Handled?

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

See drunk, skint, plastered, hammered

Zipprocrastination

1. When you are aware of work you should be doing, yet unable to resist the temptation of your Zippo lighter. You sit and play with it un..

Jirehspoon

1. a far-out neato cool awsome bboy from serving spoons. "hey jirehspoon, you are sexy"..

98 Percent

1. The percent of women in the world that are either bitches or hoes. Therefore they are not worth caring for. See also 2 percent Kathle..

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