Mop Handled

What is Mop Handled?

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

See drunk, skint, plastered, hammered

Zonc

1. Honking someone's nose, whilst poking them forcefully in the kidneys. A common sexual perversion amongst inhabitants of Eythorne an..

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Fuck Bitch

1. A woman you use purely sexually. Q: Do you like her? A: No. She's just one of my fuck bitches. See yo mamma..

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