Mop Handled

What is Mop Handled?

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

See drunk, skint, plastered, hammered

Zonji

1. To be Awesome At Everything. He was a Zonji. Woah, Thats a Zonji See cool, awesome, epic, pro..

Noddel

1. the action of nodding your head whilst pretending you know what someones talking about when really YOU DO NOT "Wow E=MC squared&qu..

Erectile Calestetics

1. See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat,..

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