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To go on a blind date only to find that your date resembles a stork.
Man, Brian hooked me up with this girl and she was a total stork! ..
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OMGWTFBBQ for vegetarians or for people who like jellybeans more than barbecue.
Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ
Person 2: Dude, I hate barbeque.
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