Mormon Hold 'em

What is Mormon Hold 'em?

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.

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Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.

See utah, mormons, polygamy, monogamy

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