What is Mormon Trail?
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Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing
Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning withMormon Crotch .
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The nice little path of hair running from a man's belly button to his happy place. The trail that leads to paradise.
I hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the Mormon trail showing just above his jeans.
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Random Words:
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Someone who's acting like a complete douche bag. Also used in a derogatory sense towards ass-pilots like Elton John (gay people u r..