Mormon Trail

What is Mormon Trail?


1.

A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their ass.

Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with Mormon Crotch.

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2.

The nice little path of hair running from a man's belly button to his happy place. The trail that leads to paradise.

I hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the Mormon trail showing just above his jeans.

See happy trail, paradise


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