What is Mormonize?
1.
To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.
"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."
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2.
The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.
Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.
Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.
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3.
When a mormon sexes someone up.
Oh baby, come mormonize me!
4.
The act of sexing someone up by a mormon.
Oh baby, mormonize me.
Man, those hot mormons over there on their bikes can mormonize me any day.
