Morning Fist

What is Morning Fist?

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

See morning, fist, hands, first

Douche Pipe

1. The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy). Girl #1: "Can I borrow yo..

Hoopty

1. Basically, a piece of shit car. Usually cheap and/or broken down. Can be any size, make or model, but must (or should) be embarrassing..

Omfsjc

1. Oh My Sweet Fucking Jesus Christ, similar to omg, omfg, wtf etc. Created because sometimes wtf just isn't enough. <person1>..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Morning Fist Edit Meaning