Morning Goodness

What is Morning Goodness?

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

See morning, boner, guys

Toma-hoe

1. pronounced tom-a-hoe n. someone who whores them self out for tomatoes Savannah is such a toma-hoe. See tomato, savannah, whore, prost..

Mayonaise Dumptruck

1. A massive load of jizz. What Dustin G put's on Evan M's chin every morning. Hey Nate you should of seen the Mayonaise dumptr..

Pinky Starfish

1. Pinky as in 'little', starfish as in 'asshole' Hence the phrase 'pinky starfish' Man, thats girl had suc..

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