What is Morning Smashings?
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-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.
-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.
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