Morning Smashings

What is Morning Smashings?

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

See morning, alcohol, weed, smashed

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