Moronturd

What is Moronturd?

1. A stupid piece of excrement person; a contemptible dolt.

2. polite form of dumbshit.

Him: Man, Steve was all stickin' his thumb up his dog's butt again, what a dumb--

Her: Ixnay, my dad is here and he HATES swearing--

Him: --moronturd.

Her: Take my bra off!

Him: Sweet!

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