What is Mortal Kombat Trilogy?
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A game I still can't beat because of that bitch Sonya character!
Sub Zero : *Does Freeze thing*
Sonya: *Kicks in nads*
Sub Zero: *Jump kicks*
Sonya: *Air nads kick*
Sub Zero: "Sheeeiiit"
Sonya: *Kicks Sub Zero face*
Sub Zero: *Grabs sonya by the collar*
Sonya: *Sonyas shirt falls off*
Sub Zero: "AHH JESUS GAME OVER!!!"
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Alcohol hidden in Kool Aid So you can sneak it past security.
Harry snuck the Gigglewater intro the theater...
