What is Mortaliles?
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fucking twats who like to set people on fire
Sexy beast....
"my foot is getting hot!!"
"the flaming middle finger!"
"burn, burn motherfucker!"
mortaliles
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2.
Really really stupid, in a funny way
like to set self/others on fire
kinda scary :(
loveable, but dememnted
*guy sets himself on fire* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy runs into wall* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy does something scaryish but cute* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
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adj./noun A term used to in place of "dick head". A put down with more of an impact than dick head. Also pecker head.
You are..
1.
What you get when you mix rolling on the floor laughing and eating pancakes.
Guy 1: Yeah for breakfast I had rofflecakes.
Guy 2: Sweet..
