Mortdale Edit Meaning

1. A weird and gangly looking creature designed to bring nightmares to small children. Although very ugly, still able to charm members of t..

1. if a male then a liein git with no sense of style and doomed for a life of bad luck with the ladies....but if a female then a very wonde..

1. About a month after you have sex with a girl, when she calls you to tell you she got her period. You scream and jump for joy, feeling vi..