What is Mortenism?
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When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.
Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.
Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)
Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.
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WHEN A GUY LO0K SO GOOD, I MEAN SO GOOD H3 MAK3 YOU SAY DAMN DADDY.
DAMN DADDY YOU HELLA S3XY.
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