Mortensen

What is Mortensen?

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

"Hows the old Mortensen"

"Yes Mortie"

See mortensen, father, dad, male

Unnaturally Hard

1. an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills that old fogey is unnaturally hard..

Yadidiskeet

1. A better way of saying yadidimean, best used when talking about the ladies. That girl is so fresh and so clean, Yadidiskeet? See yadid..

Oreo Slammer

1. To shit in a girls vagina, cum into it and mix it around with your penis Did you hear alex gave Jessica an oreo slammer? See cum, spit..

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