Mortensen

What is Mortensen?

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

"Hows the old Mortensen"

"Yes Mortie"

See mortensen, father, dad, male

C.t.b.g

1. Chubby, Tan, Blonde Girl A girl or woman who is slightly chubby, overly tan and of course blonde. Yet still hot and seems to know it. ..

Perezed

1. A hookup involving sex "Man, I totally perezed last night" See perez, perezed, sex, hookup..

Beat The Dummy

1. Male masturbation. Last night I beat the dummy until he was black and blue! See flog the bishop, choke the chicken, jerk off, rub one ..

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