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1: lets do it right now
Girl: I want you right now baby!
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An enormous evacuation of the bowels, leaving one visibly slimmer than before.
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A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)
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