Mos Puto

What is Mos Puto?

A dumb looking guy who does, says and/or wears things that really make him look faggoty.

Cory and Topanga driving down the road, see a man walking a poodle, on his blue-tooth, in old school short shorts and work boots.

Cory: yells, "Mos puto!!!"

Topanga: Laughs her ass off.

(George Lopez does stand up about this...SEE IT, TRUST ME!)

See faggoty, idiot, lumpy, dork, punk

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