Motem

What is Motem?


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The fandom term M.O.T.E.M. ("Mild On The Eyes Male") is used by sophisticated women who wish to express their admiration for a handsome man. It was created in the year 2002 by author Erestor as an alternative description for Orlando Bloom as she was tired of the fangirlish "Squeee! Wheee! OMG! !!!11!ELEVENTY!1".

Also see Johnny Depp, Peter Steele and Jack Davenport.

"I say, he's quite a motem, now isn't he. More tea, dear?"

See motem, orlando bloom


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