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When you jerk off on your stomach, and some of your spooge gets in your belly button. It hardens into an edible button. Kind of like ..
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when you are having way too much fun typing and way too horny to realize that you spelled honry wrong. oh and you also want a nice boob ..
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What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV
I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut
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The state in which a sudde..