Motion Lotion

What is Motion Lotion?


1.

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"

Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

2.

Motion lotion is a special lotion that the little boys use to jack off. can be found at spencers&such, comes in various scents and colors, and can be used for handjobs. supposivly, it makes the jack-off session more pleasant as the motion lotion is like lube, but specially formulated for your hand, and best friend.

Iann locked himself in the bathroom and got out the motion lotion.

See jacking off, boys, lotion, handjobs


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