Motivational Clap

What is Motivational Clap?

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*

Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*

Other: Laura

Laura(me): yea?

Other: Shut up

See Laura

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