What is Mount Everest?
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The Mount Everest is performed by taking a dump on your partner’s chest, then quickly turning around and covering your steaming pile of excrement with a large shot of cum. This gives the effect of snow on top of a mound of dirt. The name Mount Everest describes not only the act but also the difficulty involved in completing the act. It may sound easy enough to complete, however the Mount Everest must be performed on an unsuspecting victim. To date only one person has been credited with properly completing this act, for the purposes of this post we shall refer to him as Mike. The trick is to some how convince your partner to lay on her back (naked of course) while you stand or crouch over her. For this act to truly be considered a Mount Everest you must fully complete the act before she can react, it is suggested that you use oral sex or sensual massage as a cover
Dude #1: "You should have seen the look on your Mom's face when I gave her the The Mount Everest".
Dude #2 "Oh? Wait, what's a Mount Everest?"
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The act of defecating in such a large quantity that your fecal matter exceeds the water in the toilet bowl
"Yo man, I pooped so much that it actually surpassed the water."
"Yeah man it's been done before, it's called a Mount Everest"
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highest mountain on Earth; also famous as being the place where oxygen bottles go to die and lay in mass graves.
The plie of bottles is taller than the friggin' mountain. Start rolling the bottles down. It's a hill, they'll roll.
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Mountain located in China.
"Hey! My name's Dyron and I don't know where Mount Everest is!"
"Well, I'm Sam and I'm awesome and I definitely say it's in China!"
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When a womans breast is so large that she cant sleep on her stomach at night.
Damn in order for me to kiss her I have to climb mount everest.
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The world's tallest mountain. Also where stupid white people go to either die from falling off or freezing to death in subzero Fahrenheit windstorms.
I lost my brother and both of my legs to frostbite, but that won't stop me from climbing Mount Everest again.
