Mountain Dew Bloat

What is Mountain Dew Bloat?


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the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction

mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well

one day jack....the signs are there

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