What is Mouth Aids?
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Also known as Dickinson syndrome. Started when Robert Dickinson, a 17 year old student, had oral sex with a dead otter. Since, it has developed into an international epidemic, after Dickinson began preying on drunken girls, going as low as 15 year olds!!!! It affects the mouth, causing excessive drooling, hairy tounge, and a constant taste of cinnamon. It also, slowly erodes the tongue, and can lead to constipation and the shits will follow.
Drunk girl: Yo shizzle, i just got off with a guy who tasted like cinnamon.
Friend: Holy shit, that's Dicky, U've got the mouth aids!!!!
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