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Being so incredibly drunk, you can't even think of how to describe it. So you pick a random object to relate it to.
"I'm..
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What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night
A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. ..
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A supreme complement given to someone for a job well done.
That girl just gave the best Blow J I have every had! It was Dick-suckery fa..