Mr. Coolman

What is Mr. Coolman?


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A hipster, scenester, rocker... You know the type. A mediocre part time art student who lives in a loft off his parents money. Dresses like an idiot for the sole purpose to claim he's original. 9/10 wear some tacky ass shoes, top hat, and a sick mustache.

Bars in Williamsburg are pretty tight, except for the abundance of Mr. Coolmans.


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