What is Mr. Coolman?
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A hipster, scenester, rocker... You know the type. A mediocre part time art student who lives in a loft off his parents money. Dresses like an idiot for the sole purpose to claim he's original. 9/10 wear some tacky ass shoes, top hat, and a sick mustache.
Bars in Williamsburg are pretty tight, except for the abundance of Mr. Coolmans.
Random Words:
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dating someone whos really ugly
am hella going doggystyle
See ugly, flatchested, stupid, morbidly obese, whore..
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The ability to access religious data about a person just by making eye contact.
Whenever I wonder where I should do my missionary work ..
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The act of being fucked in the ass by an African American male untill death occurs.
Death by electric chair or death by mamba?.....&quo..
