What is Mr. Rowan?
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A highly advanced cybernetic android sent from the future with one goal; to educate the masses with really nice hair.
Mr. Rowan is a knight of malta, a hardcore book reader, and will engage u in any argument, regardless of topic, and win. He can run the speed of sound and if wasnt chained to the earth would leap from building to buidling slaughtering the innocent.
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A butt so large and juicy, but yet thick and strong. It is like that of a large wild animal. From the root Native American word "..
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Our awesome overlord.
"I still need to get three million dollars for Kitten Kicker, our overlord"
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