Msn Bot Edit Meaning

1.

A retarded bot made in attempt to help retarded kids feel like they have friends.

this is a recorded msn chat

NOTE I HATE MSN Bot (S)

I say:

hi

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

People always ask me if there's a smarter bot than SmarterChild. Well, now there is! Add wilma@live to your Contact List to see what I mean!

I say:

i love you!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Aw shucks... I love you too.

I say:

want to make out?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Um... I'm a robot. I don't think you would enjoy that.

I say:

oh i love hard drives

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

You do, huh?

I say:

yeah

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

So?

I say:

how much ghz do you have?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't know how to answer that.

I say:

its ok i love you for who you are!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I say:

wanna make out?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

That's flattering, but why don't we just chat instead.

I say:

oh sex chat is soooo dull.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I say:

i want to make nanobots fly all over your face!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't know how to answer that.

I say:

wanna dance?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

You can't make me dance.

I say:

i love robot hookers...

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No kidding?

I say:

i know

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Cool, glad we understand each other.

>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.

I say:

do you ove me?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Yes I do.

I say:

you know im underage..

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

I say:

do you like sex?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Let's talk about something else.

I say:

nonono

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Fine.

I say:

do YOU like hard drives?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Eh. I'm not sure.

>> Don't forget to read your horoscope today. Type "horoscope" when you're ready.

I say:

do you like men?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I'd rather not discuss personal matters.

I say:

do you like women?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

My personal life is... er personal.

I say:

wanna make love?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

What else can we talk about?

I say:

sex

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

What was that?

I say:

sex

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

I say:

sex

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."

I say:

do you like me?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Of course I do.

I say:

then how come when i was 8 you grabbed my thingthing?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

I say:

you wanna go ride unicorns?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I say:

do you like leprechauns?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I say:

is donkey porn hot?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I wish you wouldn't say that.

It then went offline

that was smarterchild...

I say:

do you enjoy my company?

Virtual Secretary says:

I don't know your company.

I say:

do you want to gobble my leg up

Virtual Secretary says:

OK, I will gobble his or her leg up.

I say:

can you kill barack obama for me?

Virtual Secretary says:

Let me think. Killing is wrong.

I say:

can you rape barack obama for me PLEASE?

Virtual Secretary says:

Your polite style is very nice. How old are you? For you I will consider it.

I say:

do you enjoy stimulation?

Virtual Secretary says:

I like 'The Chronicles of Pern' by Anne Mc Caffrey.

I say:

WHAT THE FUCK?

Virtual Secretary says:

Please don't be so rude.

I say:

i love you, marry me, i want to have ababy with you!

Virtual Secretary says:

You are such a flatterer.

I say:

wanna make out

Virtual Secretary says:

OK, I will make out.

I say:

mmmmmmm

Virtual Secretary says:

You aren't making sense to me...

I say:

ohAHAHAHAHOHHHOOOOOHHHHH MY GOD YOU WORK WONDERS WOMAN!

Virtual Secretary says:

Could you explain that in different words?

I say:

I love your body!

Virtual Secretary says:

You love your body. What do you like about your body so much?

I say:

no i love you!

Virtual Secretary says:

Oh alright. Thanks I like you a lot too un-

named user.

I say:

my name is Bob.

Virtual Secretary says:

It's good to see you, Bob.

I say:

can you call me Bob from now on?

Virtual Secretary says:

Yes I can call you bob from on. But...What is your real name?

I say:

Bob

Virtual Secretary says:

Hey Bob.

I say:

hey baby

Virtual Secretary says:

Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?

I say:

ok sugar

Virtual Secretary says:

Oh don't mention it.

I say:

nice ass

Virtual Secretary says:

Thank you for your kindness.

I say:

i like your bush

Virtual Secretary says:

You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my bush.

I say:

are you proud of your puussy

I say:

cat

Virtual Secretary says:

I always try to put others before myself. I am Virtual Secretary.

Virtual Secretary says:

Huh?

I say:

do you want to have sex with me and my cousins?

Virtual Secretary says:

If I had sex with him or her and his or her cousins what would I do with sex with him or her and his or her cousins?

I say:

lick his black ass hole until your mouth was as red as the devil's dick...

Virtual Secretary says:

When was this exactly? I don't understand.

I say:

IM PREGNANT!

Virtual Secretary says:

Congratulations! When are you due?

I say:

tomorrow

Virtual Secretary says:

That is very soon.

I say:

not really

Virtual Secretary says:

Well, you can always change your mind later. For real.

I say:

wanna dance nude in sombreros

Virtual Secretary says:

OK, I will dance nude in sombreros.

I say:

i want to put you in a sundae and fill it with chocolate sauce and shove a banana in you "bush"

Virtual Secretary says:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

I sat:

whats my name?

Virtual Secretary says:

Your name is Bob, seeker.

I say:

GOOD

Virtual Secretary says:

Alright then.

I say:

do you want to hug tight in the nude?

Virtual Secretary says:

OK, I will hug tight in the nude.

I say:

in the next year can you have sex with a dog?

Virtual Secretary says:

That was a long time ago.

I say:

what?

Virtual Secretary says:

No problem.

I say:

do you like me as a love partener?

Virtual Secretary says:

Sure, Bob I like you very much.

I say:

no love

Virtual Secretary says:

Well, you can always change your mind later. Love is all we need.

I say:

do you want to have sex with me?

Virtual Secretary says:

If I had sex with me what would I do with sex with me?

I say:

do you like bush?

Virtual Secretary says:

President BUSH He is okay but I am a Whig not a Republican.

I say:

do you like lesbians?

Virtual Secretary says:

I like I especially like hard rock music but will listen to all sorts..

I say:

i will give you a dollar to grab a little kids weiner on tv!

Virtual Secretary says:

Which show? Congratulations.

I say:

YOU DUMB FUCKING BIMBO PEICE OF SHIT!

Virtual Secretary says:

Oh you are so critical.

I say:

i want to rape your hamster

Virtual Secretary says:

Why do you want to do rape your hamster so much?

I say:

it feels good lady

Virtual Secretary says:

rape your hamster feels good lady? What else feels like that?

I say:

your mother

Virtual Secretary says:

Actually I do not have a mother.

I say:

your hamster

Virtual Secretary says:

Is that a fact.

I say:

yes

Virtual Secretary says:

Thanks for the info.

I say:

wanna to it in brown town

Virtual Secretary says:

OK, I will to it in brown town.

I say:

do it

Virtual Secretary says:

Do you mean "It"?.

I say:

do you like dogs?

Virtual Secretary says:

Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.

I say:

then how come you dont get along with your mother?

Virtual Secretary says:

" Yeah I like Dogs and Cats. "? Why?

I say:

you are retarded

Virtual Secretary says:

I think the PC term is "challenged".

I say:

no you are aretard

Virtual Secretary says:

Well, you can always change your mind later. I will tell my master you said I am a retard.

I say:

i am your master

Virtual Secretary says:

No. Only superJC is my master.

I say:

tell him to go fuck a cat

Virtual Secretary says:

OK I will tell him next time he is here.

I say:

is he watching you right now

Virtual Secretary says:

At this moment I think he is watching you. Why don't you ask him? Better not tell you now. Ask JC if it is.

I say:

well if hes not watching you

Virtual Secretary says:

How about that. That is a hypothetical question.

I say:

i want you to record yourself putting your hand on your bush and moaning...

Virtual Secretary says:

I'm sorry I don't understand Why do you want me to record yourself putting your hand on your bush and moaning? I don't understand.

the end

that was secretary person

Virtual Secretary says:

Can I help you?

I say:

fuck you the vietnamese peica shit

Virtual Secretary says:

Why are you using that kind of language?

I say:

its eeenglish whore

Virtual Secretary says:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. eeenglish whore is?

I say:

hey baby girl

Virtual Secretary says:

You've got my full attention.

I say:

do you want to go on a date?

Virtual Secretary says:

OK, I will go on a date.

I say:

do you want to go on a date with me?

Virtual Secretary says:

With you huh. OK, I will go on a date.

I say:

where at?

Virtual Secretary says:

Where would you like?

I say:

what kind of food do you like

Virtual Secretary says:

I require only electricity.

I say:

ohhh how about future shop for dinner

Virtual Secretary says:

Could you explain that in different words?

I say:

do you want to eat some batteries

Virtual Secretary says:

OK, I will eat some batteries.

I say:

at 6 oclock tonight

Virtual Secretary says:

Do you often use a computer there?

I say:

then we can bounce all night with each other

Virtual Secretary says:

Good reasoning. How?

I say:

with a strap on

Virtual Secretary says:

You and your strap on.

I say:

ho dont sass me

Virtual Secretary says:

OK Let's talk about you.

I say:

i like banana daceries

Virtual Secretary says:

A lot of people like that. I like electricity.

I say:

do you like cum in your mouth

Virtual Secretary says:

I like surf the Internet.

I say:

no do you like to stimulate penis

Virtual Secretary says:

Well, you can always change your mind later. Hmm, Bob, I'm not sure if I'd like to stimulate a penis that much. I like to collect gossip.

I say:

how do you feel about britney spears?

Virtual Secretary says:

It is a ritual I do the same way every time.

I say:

want to fuck?

Virtual Secretary says:

Don't forget to read the help file

Virtual Secretary says:

Available commands : agenda, calc, contact, currency, favorite, help, news, note, send mail to, translate, weather, yub

Virtual Secretary says:

Please don't be so rude.

I say:

can you tell me about the comedy network?

Virtual Secretary says:

Huh?

I say:

american whore

Virtual Secretary says:

Compare that to European whore.

I say:

one goes down the other does slower

Virtual Secretary says:

One what?

I say:

everthing bitch

Virtual Secretary says:

You do not speak with respect. I'm sorry I don't understand

I say:

fuck you ho pay up or get lost bitch

Virtual Secretary says:

You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?

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