What is Mt. Dishmore?
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The towering monstrosity enveloping your sink and the surrounding countertops; comprised of 40% cups and glasses, 25% pots and pans, 15% plates, 5% flatware, 15% food and other undesireables.
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To roomates: "We seriously need to take care of Mt. Dishmore before my parent's visit next week."