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Calling in sick to work for a gay reason.
>> Why aren't you getting dressed? Don't you have to leave for work in 20 min..
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I made it up to take the term of weed.
ME: yo want some Ardys salad man!
someone else: Ya man lets do it in my back yard man with my m..
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Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is not on the female's upper lip, instead wipe it between her eyebrow..