Muff Admiral

What is Muff Admiral?

When a guy is dating a girl and she is so loose that hes needs a ship to get her off.

Ever since John has been dating Kerri, hes made the rank of Muff Admiral.

Jew Rig

1. To fix something very cheaply. Rather than replace the defective part, joe Jew Rigged his car. See fix, repair, cheap, nigger rig, rig..

Human Mattress

1. An act performed usually by two female strippers, with an observer. The observer lays on the floor, then the first stripper lays face up..

Ismokecrack

1. Person who enjoys smoking crack. Known to make no sense at all. hes crawzy!!!..

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