What is Muff Guff?
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Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
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Girl: 'My muff guff abilities are so advanced, I've been invited to join the London Philamuffic.'
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