Muff Paddling

What is Muff Paddling?

Inserting your fingers into a girl's vagina and moving them around swiftly, in a paddling motion.

"Dude, how far did you get with that girl last night? Did you go muff paddling?"

See fingering, flicking the bean, masturbating, muff

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