Muffin Shorts

What is Muffin Shorts?

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

See muffin top, bulge, short shorts, flat, hottie

Fauxgasm

1. An alternate for faking it. If you weren't into it, you weren't into it. Don't give me a fucking fauxgasm. See faking i..

Jovania

1. Another name for the planet Jupiter. Known as Jovania to those who live/lived on Jupiter.(past life or what not) The eye of Jovania i..

Illigained

1. aquired in a bad or shady way. She made 200,000 dollars a year but it was illigained. See gained, aquired, ill, illness..

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