Muffinhead

What is Muffinhead?


1.

Someone whose cranial structure and current hairdo, reflect that of a muffin-like shape or appearance.

Jarrod is a muffinhead. Look at that stupid haircut.

2.

An individual who has suffered misfortune of insignificant consequence. Used in a sarcastic manner to convey false sympathy.

"Oh no, I stepped in a puddle!"

"Awwwwww, muffinhead."

See muffin, head, sucker

3.

slang used by ravers to indicate an attendant at a party who either does not want to be at the rave, gives such impression, or who simply does not belong at one

This party is really biting; nothing but muffinheads everywhere asking where the bathroom is

4.

a term for a child who is swollen about the crown of the head due to domestic violence and thrashings

elmo: aww hiya muffinhead! why have you been cryin'?

See muffin head, victim, muffinhead

5.

One who has batter like brains, who places them in the oven only to see them rise into a hairy mess.

Dude, you had jello for brains, but now you just have hair like a fuzzy muffin.


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