What is Muffinhead?
1.
Someone whose cranial structure and current hairdo, reflect that of a muffin-like shape or appearance.
Jarrod is a muffinhead. Look at that stupid haircut.
2.
An individual who has suffered misfortune of insignificant consequence. Used in a sarcastic manner to convey false sympathy.
"Oh no, I stepped in a puddle!"
"Awwwwww, muffinhead."
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3.
slang used by ravers to indicate an attendant at a party who either does not want to be at the rave, gives such impression, or who simply does not belong at one
This party is really biting; nothing but muffinheads everywhere asking where the bathroom is
4.
a term for a child who is swollen about the crown of the head due to domestic violence and thrashings
elmo: aww hiya muffinhead! why have you been cryin'?
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5.
One who has batter like brains, who places them in the oven only to see them rise into a hairy mess.
Dude, you had jello for brains, but now you just have hair like a fuzzy muffin.
