What is Muffin-stopper?
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Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.
Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?
Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.
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