What is Muffler?
1.
slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona.
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)
"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."
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2.
1. A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.
1. I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.
A very hairy pussy
Yo dude, you see the size of that muffler on that broad??
4.
When someone is tossing your salad and you fart in their mouth.
Then say: "Boom... Muffler!"
5.
A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of one woman getting some pussy from another.
I was about to get some of that fine ass pussy over there until Paul came up and started talking about Star Wars again, he's such a muffler.
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6.
Something that shouldn't be loud.
Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!
Me: ......You're an idiot.
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7.
A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies
Your dad is a real muffler, eh?
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