Muffpits Edit Meaning

1. A ground up terd spread across someones chest until it dissolves. I just spread my VilePickle, now it's time for the lube...

1. Vampire Porn dickhead one: did you see how she turned to ash as soon as the cruifix was inserted into her? dickhead two: woah!!!! you ..

1. An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), ..