Muff-stache

What is Muff-stache?


1.

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

See muff, muff diver, muff brush, bush, landing strip


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